🥪 SANDWICH MAKER COMING SOON ✦
BUILD THE ULTIMATE SANDWICH ✦
35 INGREDIENTS AND COUNTING ✦
RATED BY 5 WORLD-CLASS CRITICS ✦
COLD SPAGHETTI IS AN OPTION ✦
GUMMY BEARS ON YOUR BLT? YES. ✦
SANDWICH MAKER COMING SOON ✦
BUILD THE ULTIMATE SANDWICH ✦
35 INGREDIENTS AND COUNTING ✦
RATED BY 5 WORLD-CLASS CRITICS ✦
⬤ OPENING SOON ⬤
Noah's DinerEst. 2026 · Fine Sandwiches & Questionable Combos
✦ Today's Specials ✦
Sandwiches
🥩The Classic BLT$4.99HOT
🥑Avocado Smash$6.50NEW
🐟The Neptune Special$7.25
🍝Cold Spaghetti Sub$??WEIRD
Wildcard Menu
🐻Gummy Bear Melt$3.00UNLOCK
🍕Cold Pizza Slab$5.00UNLOCK
✨Edible Glitter StackRAREUNLOCK
We're Still Stacking!
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Our kitchen is in full swing. 35 ingredients, 6 tabs,
5 rotating critics, and one very judgmental Chef Reginald Brie.
Swing by soon — it's gonna be a masterpiece.
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🎉 You're on the list! We'll holler when it's ready.
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5 Critics
Chef Reginald Brie rates your stack out of 10. Brutally.
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35 Ingredients
Unlock weird ones as you rate. Cold pizza. Lucky Charms. Yes.
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Hall of Fame
Save your best creations. Compete for the mythical 10/10.